One day paddy was sitting at home watching tv when cash in the attic comes on. after the program had finished he went straight up in the loft and started looking. He then ends up at the convention. The man asks him "Has it been in your family long" Paddy replys "oh yes been up there since i was a little boy" The man then asks " have you got this insured"
"NO why would i " says Paddy "well because its you bloody water tank "